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Lisa, 25. I like Doctor Who and Star Trek and Sherlock. I also like coffee and cats and linguistics. :)
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Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said 
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

I didn’t notice my tag, since I didn’t have consistent internet for like…two months. But yeah, here ya go!

heysoo:

roselalalonde:


thenimbus:



R.I.P. Ato Essandoh



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https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh


JESUS

CHRIST

THIS DUDE.

heysoo:

roselalalonde:

thenimbus:

R.I.P. Ato Essandoh

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https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh

JESUS

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CHRIST

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THIS DUDE.

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Eleventh doctor: I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.
Twelfth Doctor: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK AM I? I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAMN THING
Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."


"Oh, big mistake! ‘Cos that name keeps me fighting!"

"Oh, big mistake! ‘Cos that name keeps me fighting!"

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

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princess-peachie:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

The little noooooiiissse ;__;

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mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

bigbardafree:

I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm and have to take off wet clothes. I’m being completely genuine when I say that I live for smut fanfiction cliches.

useless-thespian:

vermofftiss:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

How do you even pour from a jug that big like what if it pours out too fast

Use strength u fukin weeny

multiphandom:

blue-obliviate:

roartvn:

blue-obliviate:

thisclockworkheart:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

THE LITERAL NEXT LINE IS “NO I’M JUST PLAYING”. Funny how those who are “offended” never seem to mention that. 

every single day thin body types are applauded, worshipped and praised

can bigger girls have ONE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you fucking joking right now? This song should send no offense to skinny people whatsoever. There are so many fucking things that glorify being skinny, and now that there is one song, I repeat ONE SONG that says it’s okay to be curvy, or larger, you’re gonna get all fucking offended and bag on it? I don’t think so. It actually says ‘nah I’m just playing’ after the only remotely offensive line in the song. No. No no no. I need to take a breather because this is not fucking okay. Sit the fuck down, shit the fuck up, and let the larger girls be confident about themselves JUST THIS FUCKING ONCE. Thanks.

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preach.

It’s not offensive at all. The people complaining just want to draw more attention to the fact that they’re skinny and prevent larger girls from sharing the same confidence. I’m thin, I think this is a great message, and I don’t feel any lowering of self-confidence or pressure to change myself because of this song, whereas larger girls usually do experience lowered self-confidence and pressure to change from hearing skinniness being glorified. There is nothing for me or anyone else to complain about