I didn’t notice my tag, since I didn’t have consistent internet for like…two months. But yeah, here ya go!
|Eleventh doctor:||I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.|
|Twelfth Doctor:||WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK AM I? I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAMN THING|
|Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :||
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm and have to take off wet clothes. I’m being completely genuine when I say that I live for smut fanfiction cliches.